Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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