She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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