You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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