You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Randomize
