there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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