we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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