i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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