Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
