I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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