Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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