That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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