where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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