so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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