I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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