I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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