Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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