let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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