He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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