omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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