We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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