(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i came on her dog
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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