Its about making memories worth repressing
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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