thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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