I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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