But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My bed smells like the plague
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