i wish peter jackson would direct porn
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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