so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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