I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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