There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
