Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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