i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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