she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
they need to just BURY HIM!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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