If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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