Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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