His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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