I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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