then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he fucked my hip out of place.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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