You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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