How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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