and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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