So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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