The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is wine microwaveable?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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