The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize