So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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