You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
