Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think I just shit out all my problems.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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