YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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