So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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