listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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