Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
