He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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