he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
