just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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