Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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